July 18, 2010

It's Not the Law to Wear a Bra

 If you know Not Blessed Mama, you know that she hates bras. Bras suck. They are instruments of torture. So here are the top 10 reasons Not Blessed Mama recommends you do not wear a bra:
1. As mentioned above, it's not the law to wear a bra. Can someone make this into a bumper sticker?
2. You are not 15 anymore- no reason to force your breasts back up to where they were 15 years ago. They'll thank you for it.
3. Nursing bras are a pain in the butt. I'm estimating you could save about an hour of crying over the span of a year if you simply didn't wear a bra. Your nursing babe will thank you, and think about her improved disposition!
4. Underwire. Enough said.
5. It's hot right now in sunny California. Hot enough to fry eggs on the sidewalk, I'm sure. Any extraneous articles of clothing should be immediately shed.
6. Some feminists see the brassiere as a symbol of repression. I'd like to add stilettos to that category. And thongs, bikini waxes and pantyhose.
7. Lingerie is a billion dollar industry. Don't you have better things to spend your money on?
8. Amy Winehouse is seen out regularly in only a bra, and look what happened to that poor girl.
9. When was the last time you saw a man wearing a bra? Nipple equality, baby. We should have just as much a right to show ours.
10. With all of those discarded bras, we could make a purse for every woman in all of the third world countries on our planet.


  1. Ha I hate bras too and as a matter of fact I am braless as we speak. Makes it easier to see the strech marks on my tatas though thanks to all the fluctuation of nursing two little honyocks! Way to go NBM your blog rocks!!! I am totally in love!


  2. Nipple equality, yesss! I hate brassieres.

  3. Thanks for the support mamas, hehehe. I'd be making a molotov cocktail and tossing it at Victoria's Secret right now, but I don't want to hurt any innocent bystanders!


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