Going Incognito

Tweet One day, my littlest Spawn was fooling around on my computer and I saw this pop up on my screen:

You've gone incognito. Otherwise known as, You want to look at porn and you don't want anyone to know about it. 

I love the warnings Google is kind enough to give you. Please be wary of:

-Websites that collect info about you- When you sign up for your free porn site membership, they will remember your info, so don't use your real name. 

-Internet providers or employers that track pages you visit- You should probably wait until you get home to look up that latex fetish you have. Also, your boss will appreciate not having to discipline you after finding Hot Young Teens 18 XXX Live!!! in your history.
-Malicious software that tracks your keystrokes for free smileys- I have no idea what this is. I must be too old. Maybe it's something from MySpace or something.
-Surveillance by secret agents- If you are being investigated by secret agents, I am going to kindly suggest that you clean up your act and quit looking at porn. You have better things to do. Turning yourself in to the authorities may be one of them.
-People standing behind you- You never know when you are going to run into your neighbors at Starbucks, and they probably don't want to know that you're into furries. The librarian doesn't want to know either.