Something bad happened.
I will leave it up to your imagination. Then Not Blessed Daddy yelled for me to plunge the toilet and went back to sleep. Then I went and beat him in the face with the dirty plunger.
Then Spawn#3 woke up with a fever and needed to be held.
It was a long night.
Then I finally laid down and my nipple started hurting. My mind raced- mastitis? Thrush?
Nope. Lego crystal. In my bra.
I wish this was an April Fools Joke. It's not. April 1st, I hate you.
The End.
Nice. Owwwwieeee!!!! Hope the rest of your day goes well. ;0)
ReplyDeleteOwch! That sounds painful.
ReplyDeleteHaha. Well, I guess I didn't REALLY beat him with the plunger. But I wanted to!
ReplyDeleteThe menfolk had to take the toilet OFF to get it unclogged!
This is my life, haha! Oh my gosh, I'm sorry for laughing so hard.
ReplyDeleteThat'll leave a mark. Maybe get even by putting legos in their jock straps.
ReplyDeleteJust found you from World's Worst Mom blog.
ReplyDeleteAm your newest follower, and am I glad there's another Mommy out there who would like to to beat Daddy with a plunger :)
You lay down with a bra? That alone sounds mighty uncomfy.... the second I lay down that bad boy gets flung across the room LOL
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