April 1, 2011

{this moment}

Last night, I went to flush the toilet. Several boys had gone to the bathroom.
Something bad happened.
I will leave it up to your imagination. Then Not Blessed Daddy yelled for me to plunge the toilet and went back to sleep. Then I went and beat him in the face with the dirty plunger.
Then Spawn#3 woke up with a fever and needed to be held.
It was a long night.
Then I finally laid down and my nipple started hurting. My mind raced- mastitis? Thrush?

Nope. Lego crystal. In my bra.
I wish this was an April Fools Joke. It's not. April 1st, I hate you.
The End.

8 comments:

  1. Nice. Owwwwieeee!!!! Hope the rest of your day goes well. ;0)

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  2. Haha. Well, I guess I didn't REALLY beat him with the plunger. But I wanted to!
    The menfolk had to take the toilet OFF to get it unclogged!

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  3. This is my life, haha! Oh my gosh, I'm sorry for laughing so hard.

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  4. That'll leave a mark. Maybe get even by putting legos in their jock straps.

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  5. Just found you from World's Worst Mom blog.

    Am your newest follower, and am I glad there's another Mommy out there who would like to to beat Daddy with a plunger :)

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  6. You lay down with a bra? That alone sounds mighty uncomfy.... the second I lay down that bad boy gets flung across the room LOL

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