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May 3, 2011

And I'm Like, Eff You-oo oo-whoo-whoo-whoo

So, I have been noticing a trend lately. A trend that is ruffling my feathers and making me all crotchety-like.
This trend is......
Mom-bashing. 
It's the new black- bashing moms. For any and all reasons.
Are you a mom who dares to write on the internet and publish it as a blog? A- dare I say it- MOMMY BLOGGER? So trite! So cliche! How dare you be something so lowly as a mother- and a stay-at-home mom is even more worthless- and think you have the right to write. To say something, to make your voice heard. Obviously the only thing you are good for is changing diapers and doing laundry, so why don't you just head on home and shut up about it?
It's happening all to often lately. I turn on the computer and there's another article about the ridiculous things Moms are up to. Trying to post breastfeeding photos on Facebook. Receiving money or goods to review products. You know how Moms are! Wanting to be part of society. Wanting to be paid for their work or get some kind of compensation. Geeze, Moms are crazy!!!!
It's getting to be too much. I am a Mom. I am a blogger. I am a woman, a person, a member of society. I want friends- I want a community-I want my voice, and I want it to be heard. And I don't give a f@ck if you are a Mom, a Dad, a Woman or an elephant- you have that right. Take it. I'm sorry, uppity urban white hipsters ragging on other people's blogs- you do not hold the monopoly over free speech..
So here is a special song dedicated to those who have used the term mommy blogger in a derogatory manner. Pay special attention to the chorus:

Parental warning: explicit lyrics
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