The Weirdos Who Read My Blog

Tweet Not you guys. You guys are great! I'm talking about the random keyword searches that wind up on my blog. Sometimes there's some crazy stuff in there. Let's take a look, shall we? It's been a while.

As always, one of my biggest searches is for my review of the infinitely charming Go The Fuck To Sleep Book. And, the search is usually go the f to sleep, with many variations. Pretty sad that one of my most popular posts is simply me talking about how much I love someone else's great idea, but I'll take it.

It was nice to see lots of searches for my Christmas posts. Walmart Christmas Village, atheist christmas tree, atheists ruin hanukkah, atheists ruining christmas, cute nativity scene, what to tell children about christmas atheist. I'm actually super proud of my antique Victorian Walmart Christmas Village. It's so whoreanus, it's beautiful.

It seems that I have actually done something useful for once! I wrote about how I loved the Biosphere Living Ecosystem, and got lots of shrimp sphere related searches. And I do love it- how could you not love animals that don't die??

And finally, my favorite searches- the random ass crazy shit. Genie pig, mama on hidden, jack sparrow smile, porno foto mamasai, poor people living in landfill, how much to rely on the net, био сфера, cat drawings for kids, and bras for large breasted women nooo. I've gotta say that one of the best parts of blogging is seeing all this wacky stuff. But I love my readers- crazy and all!