I Have Decided I Must Write A Book

Tweet It has come to my attention that I am really failing miserably as  blogger. I don't network, I don't do memes. I can't even pronounce meme. I haven't paid anyone to do my blog design and I don't go to conferences. I don't have a button you can grab! I'm a complete and utter failure. I'm sorry. Don't look at me! I'm too ashamed.

Instead of doing something simple like promoting my blog more, I've decided I need to write a book. I love writing! It should be easy, right? Hell, everyone's written a book- so I don't see why I can't. I know Paris Hilton wrote one, because I bought it at the dollar store as a gag gift.
Well, I have learned that writing a book is NOT that easy. For starters, you need to start. Starting things is hard! I'm really busy. And I'm really tired! *sadface* Staying up all night watching Big Love episodes on HBO GO is really exhausting! So I just don't have a lot of energy to spare lately. And you know, I do other stuff too. Like.... stuff with the kids, or whatever.
Another thing I have learned about writing a book is that you need to have something to write about, What could I possibly write enough about that it would fill a whole (short) book? I really don't know. Like I said, I'm busy watching HBO. Since I have THE BEST READERS IN THE WORLD, I have decided to make you do the work ask your opinion! What shall I write my book about, my dear mama friends? You guys are so smart, and funny. I know that you will give me some good ideas. And you know, If you want to write a few sample chapters or something- feel free!
Thank you my dears! You know Not Blessed Mama loves you- always!