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October 28, 2011

Halloween Costumes: Made With Love- Or Bought With Love?

When I was a kid, my mom lovingly hand made my Halloween costumes. I had a beautiful Snow White, and a super cute fancy mermaid. I also had a horribly not-flattering orange flapper dress (but I've forgiven her for that- I think she was getting tired).
That's not me- but that's the pattern she used.

To continue the tradition, I've made most of the Spawn's costumes. We've had an anglerfish (only one man knew what it was- God Bless you, random neighbor. He said it was the best costume he'd seen all night), a mermaid, a princess, a wizard and who knows what else. There have been a few random store bought costumes thrown in here and there- a spider witch, a pirate. Until last year, when the Spawn revolted. They all wanted store bought costumes. 

Wear your damn Spiderperson costumes while you break my heart.

I was a little sad. Just like when I was growing up, the grass was greener on the other side. All I ever wanted were those chintzy store bought costumes, while my mom was slaving over wonderful homemade costumes as a labor of love. And now my lousy ungrateful kids were repeating history. Shunning my creative, lovingly handcrafted creations for polyester crap from Wal-Mart.

Sigh.

This year I decided I would make or buy what anyone wanted. I got a request for one homemade Halloween witch, one chainsaw and one set of ninja swords. And now I'm thinking.....
WHY THE HELL DID I WANT TO SEW ANYTHING? 
Halloween is 3 days away and Spawn#2's witch costume is in 20 pieces. We're so busy and tired I can't even think about sewing it without getting a headache. Seriously, who gives a crap where a costume comes from? All the kids want is candy. 

When I asked Spawn#2 if we could go buy her a costume, she almost cried. Dammit.

Do you make or buy your costumes? And do you feel guilty over which you choose?



February 14, 2011

Happy Schmalentine's Day!

I can't lie, I love Valentine's Day. The gifts are so cute, all red and pink and hearty and sparkly. And the adorable balloons, and flowers, and candy- who doesn't like candy? One year Not Blessed Daddy got me a huge balloon that sang a song when you shook it- it was awesome. 
Well, Not Blessed Daddy was working out of town today, so it will be the first Valentine's that we have not been together since we met. A little bittersweet- but fortunately, when I woke up this morning, I walked into the kitchen and saw that he had left me.....
nothing. 
Not even "I love you" scribbled on the back of an envelope (which I would have complained about, of course, but it would have been better than nothing!).
I decided I would set up a little candy buffet as a surprise for the Spawn since they were my valentine's today, and they were beyond excited when they woke up. They gave me a few surprises and lots of hugs, so that is good enough for me. 
(Not Blessed Daddy, on the other hand- you had best watch your back....)

Happy Valentine's Day, my dear mama friends!
Not Blesses Mama loves you.


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