I've been thinking about 11 years lately. Because, frankly, 11 years is a long ass time. And all of a sudden, BAM! It hit me- I had a new calling. Hallmark really needs someone to spice up their greeting card line. And here I am, ready, willing and able! I'd like to give you a little preview of what I'm sure is going to be my wildly successful greeting card line. In honor of today, I'm starting with anniversary cards.
And since you know how much Not Blessed Mama loves her precious readers, I will begin taking advance orders from you right now! I can even personalize the inside with a sentimental, handwritten message so you don't have to waste your time doing that kind of crap. I know I'd be thrilled to get an anniversary card with some strangers handwriting in it- it really shows how much you care, you know? I'm feeling really optimistic about this, so make sure you get your orders in today!
And I would be remiss if I didn't say Happy Anniversary, Not Blessed Daddy! 11 years IS a long ass time, and I still love you.
I agree. 11 years IS a long ass time. I love how so many of us got together and/or got married 11 years ago. 2000 was quite the year. ;0)
ReplyDeleteHehehe - I love all of those!
ReplyDeleteprobably partial to the first one - it's an instant classic.
Have a great one!!
Thank you ladies!
ReplyDeleteAnd the first card was my original design, Lady E- everyone knows the original is always the best!
Only at 7 here, but that's still a long ass time. Happy Anniversary! Hope you'll hook me up with that second one at some point..that's pretty accurate the moment, actually ;)
ReplyDeletelol, yep, 11 years for us too. and its been a very long ass time here as you well know lol. so much in fact, probably explains why my ass feels like its scraping the ground. Happy day to you Mama!
ReplyDeleteI loved these so much I had to show my husband {of not even 2 years - but it took us a long ass time to get us to the point where we were ready for marriage.} who said he wishes all cards were this awesome and honest. {Meaning I should expect one or many for our anniversary!}
ReplyDeleteHappy birthiversaryday!
happy bday/anniversary! Your cards cracked me up! :) Hey btw I actually posted today (Say what?!?) Yeah, I blogged. SHOCK!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday/Anniversary/New career. I think you're on to something. But for me, you're going to have to throw in a reminder, too.
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